...STORE!

"Pay" for items by e-mailing whiskermageddon@gmail.com the adaquate proof.
Feel free to make an offer as well.

A SIGNED COPY OF THE DISTORTED HISTORIAN

The special thing about this particular item is that the six Whiskers members that signed this thing live in completely different states and occasionally time zones, and had to mail it around for a few weeks, risking the invaluable swiggles of sharpie being lost in the post four or five times.

COST:

- Play The Distorted Historian in a public space, inciting an awkward dance party whilst not getting arrested or something.
OR
- Make some whiskers with pipe cleaners or magic marker and wear them to work or school for a whole day.
A HANDMADE WHISKERS SHIRT

The special thing about this particular item is that you get to pick out what your shirt is about. Is it about a song? Is it about a Whiskers member? Is it concerning a specific note that we play? We don't know... yet.		 COST:

- Cover a Whiskers song. Make it good and fun.
OR
- Burn a whole lot (a hundred?) of copies of The Distorted Historian and leave them all over the town/state/world, indicating they are free for the taking.
A WHISKERS SONG RECORDED JUST FOR YOU

The special thing about this particular item is that it is a full-on Whiskers song, and it is just for you. You can tell us what you'd like the song to be about or you could just give us a few words or you could send us a photo or draw a picture. At some point you will find a nice little package in your mailbox with a special one-of-a-kind box with a special one-of-a-kind miniature CD with your song on/in it. You are welcome to share it with others but don't feel obligated.

COST:

- Convert your car into a Whiskermobile.
OR
- Videotape a crowd of at least 500 people shouting: "IT'S WHISKERMAGEDDON, SMOKIE!"

We'll add more "prices" and stuff soon.